Pepper Virtual Baseball League Press Releases
Deadwood Outlaws

Seige Over!
July 14, 2001

Due to an emergency air drop of Prozac, Deadwood GM Philip Raisor has come to his senses and has released Vampire Jere's stuffed poodle "Wolf".

Raisor, after taking triple the dose of the famed drug had the following to say, "Boy do I feel terrific! Anyway, what do I care if Jere is playing god, cloning former General Managers and keeping the originals locked up? I guess when you're in first you can due whatever you damn well want to."

written by Philip Scott Raisor

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