New Orleans involved in slavery ring, Deadwood takes action!
June 27, 2001
Document have been unearthed that clearly indicate that New Orleans owner
Jeremy Chrabascz, a known looney, is involved in some kind of sick slavery
ring.
It's come to the attention of Deadwood GM Philip S. Raisor that Chrabascz
fired GM Peter Gammons last season (see doc at the end of this) but instead
of sending him on his way, he locked Gammons in a 15 foot pit in his family
room (ala "Silence of the Lambs") and forced Gammons to conduct Vampire
buisness for no compensation!
In response, Raisor has taken it upon himself to kidnap Chrabascz's 3 year
old Poodle "Wolf" until Chrabascz agrees to release Gammons from the hole in
his floor and pay him back pay plus an extra 20 bucks for undue suffering!
Raisor, who is hiding out in an undisclosed location somewhere in the
wilderness of South Dakota, with the recently dognapped "Wolf", and a bag of
milk bones had this to say, through his lawyer "Please Jere, for the good of
your dog, please do the right thing!"
