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Vampires owner seeks to have Raisor committed
July 2, 2001

New Orleans owner full of hot air!

(Fowarded from a secret location in South Dakota, rumored to be a biker bar in Sturgis)..Deadwood GM Philip Raisor is convinced that not only does New Orleans Owner, Jere Chrabascz still have the real Peter Gammons in a pit in his living room, but that Raisor really did steal Chrabascz's dog.

"Did Jere really think he could get away with this? Everyone knows that he's cloned the real Peter Gammons! The "Peter Gammons" that's been running his club recently isn't a real person! I'm just surprised that the other PVBL owners haven't figured all this out!"

As for the dog, "I know for a FACT that this dog, this flea infested poodle, belongs to Chrabascz! My good friend (and former Outlaw current Vampire) Frank Callahan told me so!

written by Jeremy Chrabascz

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