Mississauga calls in the troops... August 28, 2000
(AP) MISSISSAUGA--The city of Mississauga has called in the Royal
Canadian Mounted Police in fear that the situation involving Deadwood
and Washington may get out of hand.
"We all know about Washington's history with the Mets Militia and it
seems they show up wherever Weiner does. I don't know what he's up to,
this act of kindness is unlike him." Mississauga MapleDogs owner Jesse
Gouldson said at the Press Conference.
As far as the charges against the city of Mississauga, the government
of Ontario, the government of Canada and the St. Lawrence river the
facts are clear cut. The Deadwood Outlaws were using dandruff shampoo
containing the Maple Cookie fuel. While it is the most effective
dandruff fighting agent known to man, it is illegal in Canada as it is a
crime to burn anything relating to the word 'Maple'.
Just to be sure there is no chance of losing the law suit the Canadian
Government has hired Johnny Cochrane. Instead of paying him in Canadian
dollars, which he would not accept, he will be getting a lifetiem supply
of Pure Canadian Maple Syrup.
