PVBL: Medina Mustangs
Mustangs Tanking?

June 20, 2000

Medina Mustangs owner Randy Reese called a press conference today and went on a tirade after he was approached by league commissioner Matt Peck to discuss concerns of other owners that Reese was purposely tanking the season.

"What the f**k is that supposed to mean?" screamed Reese at the noon press conference, " How can I be tanking the f**king season when I have my best players out there. I pull them for one f**king game, and its like I had them in AAA for the whole season! Commissioner Peck said the big concern was I had traded away my veterans for prospect. How the else are you supposed to f**king rebuild? Am I supposed to wallow in mediocrity for years while I have one or two good veterans? What a bunch of horesh*t! As anyone noticed the f**king pitching staff I have now? Oh yeah, a whole bunch of prospects there. For some reason the IQ's of many of our owners have gone below freezing. What a bunch of f**king morons! How do they think I got a such a good staff? Do you think maybe I had to sacrifice some hitting for it? DUH!. Here is what I have to say to those idiots who are whining like bunch of babies to Mama Peck. Come whining to me in two years, as Im kicking your pathetic asses all over the field! By the way, to rub it in some more, I traded SS Aaron Ledesma to Tampa Bay for 3B Mike Lowell. GUESS WHAT? He's another F**KING PROSPECT! F**K YOU!"

--written by Randy Reese