"This is ***king ridiculous!" exclaims Vampires owner. Red slips come fast and furious in New Orleans.
New Orleans, LA (AP)- Following a 3-game sweep at the hands of the lowly Atlanta Centennials,the New Orleans Vampires find themselves in an interesting predicament: wait it out or makesome changes.
The answer came this morning, emphatically, from owner Jeremy Chrabascz whodeclared that, "This is **cking ridiculous! What's going on here? Don't people want to win?"
As a result of Chrabascz's ire, the following changes have already been made:
- GM Peter Gammons has been fired
- Manager Pete Rose has been fired
- Veteran utility man Bip Roberts, who is currently on the DL, has been named interum Player-Manager
- Veteran RHP Doug Drabek has been Released after blowing hold after hold after hold
- Veteran RHP Ricky Bones was also Released despite never getting a chance to be Activated
- RHP Bret Saberhagen was benched until further notice for his poor performanceThe following players were definitely placed on the trading block:
