With the recent roller coaster trend of the Ann Arbor AllKnighters,
team GM Michael Kennedy has submitted the team to care of profesional
therapist Seymour Sights.
"I am afraid the team is suffering from multiple personalities as a
whole. It seems we never know which 'AllKnighters' are going to show up
to play."
Field manager Buddy Bell supported the move sighting the fact that OF
Sherman Obando showed up at a recent game and actually played well.
"Strange things are amiss here", exclaimed a bewildered Bell.
"As a team we looked a alot like a coed softball team getting stomped
by the young rebuilding Atlanta Centenials in a 3 game sweep. We
followed that up by taking three in a row from the mighty Galena
Hamsters, beating up Kevin Appier. Following that (with a series against
Kamloops sandwiched inbetween) we then had our butts handed to us Peck
and Co. Suddenly we look like world beaters again, taking 3 of 4 from
the Maple Dogs. What gives? " was how Kennedy summed up the events.
Sights has worked with other athletes and celebrities, most notably
Paul Ruebens, aka Pee Wee Herman. Sights had this to say, "It is obvious
to me that this team has fallen prey to the Jeckel and Hyde psychosis.
There is an obviuos split in the team's personaliity. There are at least
four personalities existing with in the team's psyche and I am have been
able to identify up to three of them at this point, the AllKnighters,
the former team the (Cockeysville) Crazies, and a little boy who likes
to wear womens underwear named Finnegan. Did I mention that I also am a
pychic analyst to the stars?"
Kennedy has vowed that the team will spare no expense in its effort
to excel on the field, including exorcising the demons of the former
losing franchise and the crossdressing boy named Finnegan.
