PVBL: Anchorage Abominations
Abominations Meet Season Goal Before September

August 31, 2000

Anchorage AK (AP) - In what many have labeled a Cinderella season, the Anchorage Abominations have ensured their first non-losing season in the history of the franchise. And this comes with 29 games left on the schedule.

The Abominations, once doormats of the Enterprise League, have branded a unique combination of great pitching and effective hitting, as well as a profound team chemistry, to become one of the best teams in the entire PVBL and a legitmate playoff contender. "We've come a long way since the days of Stan Javier, Paul O'Neill, and Greg Vaughn in the outfield and Phil Nevin, Juan Castro, and Eric Karros in the infield. Only one of our starting five rotation has been with us since the move (to Anchorage)." said owner Nick Tulach. "We've worked hard to bring in people that wanted to play baseball, not just people that wanted the big contract. I'm happy for this organization, but most of all the players. They been through hell in some of these seasons. We've played the way I always thought these guys could play, but we're not done yet."

Of the 25 players on the team's active roster, only nine were with the team just two seasons ago when they moved to Anchorage. "Honestly, I was scared (about the move). I thought 'baseball in Anchorage, are you nuts?', but the ownership was committed to winning. We went through some rough times. Low attendence, bad press, riots, missing mascot feet, magical cookie conspricy. But it seemed to bring this group together and finally we've pulled through. Attendence is up, we're playing cookie-free baseball, and their have only been 11 days of riots in August. I can't remember the last time we've had more days of peace then riotting in a month." said Willie VanLandingham, the only remaining starter from the Cincinnati Bearcats days.

Anchorage had set the pre-season goal of the wildcard in the EL. They are currently 2.5 games ahead of the Tijuana Border Patrol in the race for said wild card. "Realistically, I thought 81 wins would have put us where we were talent-wise. I thought we were another year from the wild-card, but everyone pulled together, the fans included. They've been as big a part of this as anyone." said VanLandingham.

The Abominations have had steadily decreasing attendence every month since the move, until this July. Average attendence is still just 11,186 for the year. Poopmoose Park, named after the fabled Poopmoose candy dispenser, has a capacity of 38,050. Game attendence has varied greatly by opponent, from a near sell-out of 38,049 against Galena and on opening day, to just 125 against the Medina Mustangs, the worst team in PVBL history.

Owner/manager Nick Tulach believes that his team will need to win 100 games to ensure the wild card in the EL. That means Anchorage will have to win 19 of its last 29 games. A very difficult task, to say the least. "I'm confident that this team can step up to the task and get to our goals. I'm going to do everything I can to keep them focused on our goals as a team." said Tulach.


Notes:

- Anchorage dealt away two more draft picks and young outfielder Cliff Floyd this week. Floyd had been starting to gripe about playing time in the locker room after being benched in favor of veteran outfielder Marquis Grissom, who was acquired earlier this season from Atlanta. "Cliff was being a (posterior)-hole for the last month or so. He'd throw (items) around the locker room and (urinate) in other players lockers. I'd say it was a bit of a distraction. I was about ready to (mess) him up." said veteran Lance Johnson.

- Newcomer Brian Jordan arrived in Anchorage yesterday, a day later then expected. When asked why he was late, Jordan said "They accidentally sent me through customs, thinking I was going to Canada. They tried to confisicate my prescription marijuana and cocaine, but I showed them the note from my doctor and my destination and finally they let me through." Jordan is on prescription coke and mari-jane for treatment of chronic muscle soreness as a result of playing baseball.

--written by Nick Tulach