PVBL: Thunder Bay Storm
Calgary's Cowboys Eat More Than Beef!

April 23, 1999

As Mark McGwire's use of Androstenedione (andro-steen-die-own) becomes a major topic in the world of Major League Baseball, the PVBL's resident slugger du-jour is reported to be taking it as well. Thunder Bay Storm players who have been teammates of Thomas have told journalist Doug Camilli that Thomas has been using the testosterone producing drug.

Mike Metcalfe, the speedy shortstop prospect who was recently acquired by the Storm, was asked by Thomas to help him with his footspeed last year when both were members of the Duluth Bjork. "Yeah, Frankie's a little slow and he asked me to help him out. The first thing I asked about was his training regimen. He told me he was using creatine regularly for the energy boost and that he just started using this weird drug that's supposed to be all natural, but if I can't pronounce the damn thing than I stay away from it." Metcalfe told reporters. Metcalfe went on to say that Thomas started popping pills consistnently before the end of the season, even between innings sometimes. "The other players ate sunflower seeds, Frankie took his androsteroids or whatever."

Marty Cordova, who was in Spring Training with Thomas this season with the Cowboys, tells a much worse tale: "It's no surprise to me that Thomas is cracking them the way he is, and to some extent that whole team. He was bigger than any player I've seen in a long time. I mean, this guy's forearms were the size of my thighs! He was praising the stuff for this and that and was practically giving it away to players, telling them how much it'd beef 'em up. The thing is that all those guys there are young and easily influenced by someone like Frank, that's why I'm not surprised. I'm not into that kind of stuff though, I like my workouts and vitamins, that's it."

As this story breaks the Cowboys haven't been able to be reached for comment as, almost suspiciously, GM and Owner Marc-Andre Gagnon gives them the weekend off. Statements are sure to come from Calgary players and management as soon as they are able to be reached for comment.

--written by Jesse Gouldson