PVBL: Deadwood Outlaws
Royal's Slugger Arrested!

September 6, 1999

(Edmonton)...Montreal Royals slugger Frank Thomas was arrested early this morning during a police sting on a known illegal cookie house. It is alleged that Thomas tried to purchase a gross of the banned magical cookies. Thomas was released on $2000.00 bond, and a court date has not been determined as of yet.

Just earlier in the week, Thomas failed a league wide cookie test conducted by the front league office.

Thomas did not have any statement for the press.

--written by Philip Scott Raisor