With the arrival of their new baseball team the fans in Mississauga are
ecstatic and still getting used to the fact that they have their own
team in the PVBL. What they're also getting used to is the new name of
their team, the Maple Dogs. There has been a large debate within the
town after team owner Jesse Gouldson told everone at a press conference
that he doesn't even know what a "Maple Dog" is. Now everyone has their
own idea of what it is...
Here are some of the answers people on the street gave to the question
"What is a Maple Dog?":
"It's a little groundhog that burrows into maple trees. I have one in my
backyard."
"A friend of mine has a pet maple dog. They're cute little things."
"I have no fu**ing idea. Maybe some kind of a hamster?"
"I was camping once and one of them was nawing away at a tree. They've
got these really long front teeth and a round flat tail. I think they're
on nickels too."
"I had one of those for lunch the other day. Hot dog covered in maple
syrup. Good stuff, eh?"
