(AP)Macon, GA: In a surprise development, the Macon Whoopie have been
sold to a group of Atlanta entrepreneurs led by billionaire Danielle
Kuschel, who made millions during the Olympics of 1996 with her health
drink franchises( seaweed drinks). Shortly after completing the deal,
Mrs. Kuschel named her husband as the new GM and announced that the team
would move to Atlanta and be renamed as the Atlanta Centennials. They
will enjoy a larger fan base and MUCH greater access to cable TV, BRING
ON TED TURNER!