PVBL: Macon Whoopie
Macon Announces Move

December 1, 1999

(AP)Macon, GA: In a surprise development, the Macon Whoopie have been sold to a group of Atlanta entrepreneurs led by billionaire Danielle Kuschel, who made millions during the Olympics of 1996 with her health drink franchises( seaweed drinks). Shortly after completing the deal, Mrs. Kuschel named her husband as the new GM and announced that the team would move to Atlanta and be renamed as the Atlanta Centennials. They will enjoy a larger fan base and MUCH greater access to cable TV, BRING ON TED TURNER!

--written by Scott Kuschel