MACON,GA- The Macon Whoopie's manager, Jose Oquendo made an announcement that's
been predicted for some time. In a rage of fury Jose said, "We suck! We've
sucked ever since the maiden season of the PVBL. It's time to bring in some
new faces. Some one who can help us win. I realize that winning this season
is probably out of the question but I'm looking towards the future. We've
waited this long, a few more seasons won't hurt. As of today, there are only
a few of the atheletes playing for us now that I would like to keep on the
team" He then submitted a list to the media of the players available for
trade:
1B Mo Vaughn (former batting champ 73-99-30)
2B Delino DeShields (speedy infielder 78 speed)
3B Jack Howell (40-55-32)
3B Chris Sabo (40-51-35)
LF Bernard Gilkey (great all around OF 67-81-46)
RF Dante Bichette (always tops in RBI 66-85-68)
3B Ed Sprague (powerful 3B 45-99-37)
C Brian Johnson (50-69-26)
C Fred Reder (great young catcher 39-78-40)
Soon thereafter, Jose stormed back into the press room and said, "Hell!
Anybody's available for the right price. I want some fresh young faces or
some draft picks."
