(AP) Larimer - The Knights have been sold to a Rock-n-Roll singer by
the name of Marilyn Manson. This was a sruprise move by Manson. There
was no interest shown on Mansons part till the very last second. Then he
just jumped in a made the largest offer to pruchas the team. Manson will
be takeing over this week and has already anounced that the new manager
of the team would be Lara Croft. This being a bold move manson was Herd
saying " she can only go up from here". This is a bold move to make a
women a manager but as we all know that Lara is no ordinary women. If
anyone can turn this team around it would be her.
The Front office of the team has anouced that for the ramander of the
seson that Larimer will play its games in a Battle Ax Michagan. They
will be called the Battle Ax Knights.
Manson has told the press that he plans on there being alot of moves
before the sesaon has ended.
There is a lot of middle class help out here . What we need to think
about doing is trading the vets for some starting pitching, were we are
very week. Urbina being the only pitcher that just can't trade. He is
what we need to build around.
As for the offence, Edmonds is the only untouchable for this sesaon.
the others might have a high price tag.
One last report that Marilyn was over herd saying that the uniforms
where not colorfull enough for him and they will be changing within the
week. Lets just hope that he dose not want them to get breast implants.
