Deadwood Thugs Aprehended at Border August 7, 1999
Duluth, Mn - Upon recieving notice of the excessive and extreme attacks upon
Outlaws Fielder and Davis, Duluth authorities were keeping an eye open
for any suspicious looking Canadians driving through or rather "Fleeing"
for the border. " well, I guess you could say all Canadians look a
little suspicious yah" explained Duluth sargent Mike Malosky, " but we
had a very funny feeling about dose two dere. Dey weren't all right in
da head doncha know?" The two suspects came through Duluth around 6:30
pm central time driving a blue gremlin painted with the Maple Dogs
mascot and were wearing Cowboy outfits. "We were brought to der
atttention when we saw da hockey stick ski rack on da top dere and also
da Alberta plates wit da 'Canada baseball' stickers." further commented
Malosky. The two were aprehended outside a convenience store after
causing a disturbance over the cities inability to sell what they called
"Those tasty maple cookies". Further news will follow when events
occur....
