Springfield - Where has Springfield Atoms owner Aaron Watson gone? Apparently the
self-made billionaire was so estatic about acquirinf Albert Belle and
John Valentine for the stretch run this year, he forgot to email the
commissioner of baseball. Or maybey was too drunk and passed out before
he could email. Mr. Watson was found at 6:00 PM this evening next to
some local flusie in a park jungle gym. After chief of operations
manager found him and sobered Mr. Watson up, they immediately confirmed
the trade with the commissioner and released a statement that the trade
was true, but the drunken binge was totally false.
