PVBL: Springfield Atoms
Offense Carrying Atoms

June 2, 1999

Springfield--Springfield which was picked to all but finish out of the playoff race again, by our leagues top and only prognosticator, is proving him wrong yet again. The atoms which are currently in first place, leads the fury rodents of Punxatawney by 2.5 games. Suprinsingley it is not the pitching which is carrying the team, but the offense. The bats which were silent all of last year are now noisy as hell. The atoms have a team BA of .295 and a team ERA of around 4.15. God only knows how long this will hold up, but for now proving Jimmy "The Greek" wrong for a second straight season is satisfaction enough.

In other front office news: The Atoms are looking for draft picks. And are entertaining all offers.

--written by Aaron Watson