PVBL: Anchorage Abominations
Abominations Steal Victory From AllKnighters

April 19, 1999

Ann Arbor (AP) - Despite a poor performance by lefty Scoot Karl, Anchorage was able to literally steal the victory from Ann Arbor last night. Anchorage swiped a total of six bases in seven attempts last night and scored with two sacrifice flys. "I thought we needed to be more aggressive on base paths. So we made the adjustment and it worked out well for us." said manager Ted Simmons, who has a career record of 8-3.

Karl (2-0) gave up 13 hits in just 5 2/3 innings and four earned runs. He was able to earn the victory because of the crafty base running by his teammates. "They won the game for me last night, I really stunk up the place. There is no excuse for my performance last night." said Karl afterward in the locker room.

Eddie Guardado, the 'Boms closer, earned his third save of the season, striking out two of three in the ninth. Stan Javier made his first appearance of the season, going one for one filling in for Jeff Cirillo at third base.

'Boms Take Rubber-Match From Ann Arbor

Ann Arbor (AP) - Solid pitching, good hitting and a big inning were the ingredients for victory Sunday afternoon as the Abominations cruzed to an 11-3 victory over the second-place AllKnighters to capture the series 2-1.

Brett Tomko bounced back from a poor outing with a solid performance. He threw seven innings, giving up two earned runs on seven hits and striking out two. "I found my rythm ealry and was able to keep their hitters off balance pretty much the whole day." commented Tomko (2-1).

The long ball was the weapon of choice for Anchorage batters today as they went yard five times, including a two homerun performance by Greg Vaughn, who is tied for the league lead in RBIs with 11. "These guys are finding ways to win. They are really giving it their all. I like the effort put out the last two days."

Garret Anderson was given the day off and Mickey Tettleton made his first appearance as an Abomination. He was 1 for 5 with an RBI.


Notes:

- During the recent road trip, Abominations management has taken time to get the fans in Alaska more involved in baseball. They have held a series of promotions to help familiarize the fans with the rules of baseball. "We are having 'How to heckle an ump and/or player' and 'The art of infield chatter', as well as 'Reading those weird signs the base coaches give' courses. The turnout has been good and no lawsuits have been filed, so I'd say its a success." said owner Nick Tulach.

- After his 0-11 series versus Ann Arbor, F.P. Santangelo was seen sulking in a corner of the locker room, just minutes before the shuttle was to arrive to return the team to the airport. When asked for comment, F.P. replied: "This is what happens when I don't have mustard for a while."

- No new leads have been found in the search for the missing feet. "Without those feet, we may have to relocate the team. How Abominable can a monster be without big, hairy feet?" said GM "the Man" after ringing out his socks in the team whirlpool.

--written by Nick Tulach