PVBL: Anchorage Abominations
Lira Struggles As 'Boms Lose To Bears

April 16, 1999

Anchorage AK (AP) - The Truro Bears came ready to play and their offense exploded on Anchorage starter Felipe Lira (1-1), who only lasted 2 1/3 innings in the 9-2 loss. Lira, whose first outing was stellar, got rocked for four runs in the second and another in the third before giving way to reliever Don Wengret, who lasted the rest of the way, giving up 4 runs on four hits in 6 2/3 innings.

Garret Anderson continued to be on fire with three hits. But they were all singles and, aside from Karros' two-run homerun in the seventh, Anchorage batters provided little offense. "We got behind ealry and just never got our heads into the game. The second inning really deflated us." commented shortstop Mark Grudzielanek, who was 1 for 3.

Anchorage opens up a crucial early season series at Ann Arbor tomorrow.


Notes:

- Abominations starter Felipe Lira was so disgusted after his last outing that he kicked the team's bench heater after being pulled in the third inning. The kick set off a series of minor explosions in the dugout which had players scrambling for the field. "It was crazy. All of a sudden 'BOOM!' and three guys pants were on fire. I thought I was in a Michael Jackson concert, or something." said veteran centerfielder Stan Javier. Players and coaches had to spend the remainder of the game watching from the bullpen. Luckily no one was hurt. Dugout heaters should be repaired in time for their next home game.

- Anchorage police have now become involved in the search for the missing mascot feet. Two dozen new police have been hired to patrol the streets and to "keep an eye out for anything furry". "They [the missing feet] could very well have cost us the game today. Guys were distracted all day yesterday as we took the day off to look for those feet." said manager Ted Simmons. No new leads have been uncovered so far, but police believe they are getting close. "We've had several tips that the feet are still in the Anchorage area, perhaps even still in the stadium." commented Anchorage GM "the Man".

--written by Nick Tulach