PVBL: Punxatawney Groundhogs
Gonzalez Goes Mad!

Febuary 5, 1998

Punxatawney (AP)--Earlier today, Punxatawney noted that Luis Gonzalez was happy to be traded from Spokane in a press release. While his quote was accurate as published in the Hogs release, apparently Gonzalez must have thought about the trade a bit after finding out about it. He then went on a mad rampage in the Paladins clubhouse, even going so far as to urinate on various lockers.

Shapiro's response to this was straightforward. "We expect our players to be not merely athletes, but also role models. We play in a small town with a small town atmosphere and small town people. If Gonzalez continues his drinking, poor work ethics, and outbursts, he'll quickly find himself in [AAA] Roswell. I don't think that we'll have a problem with him--Jose Valentin, who won the MVP this year--was a bit rowdy when he first got here but [Ryan] Klesko, our team captain, straightened him out. Luis Gonzalez has already proved he is a stellar athlete. It is now time for him to learn how to be a stellar human being as well."

To this point, Gonzalez has not yet arrived in Kissimmee, Florida, the Hogs spring training facility. He is expected by tomorrow at midnight while Shapiro hopes that he shows up in time to get some practice in tomorrow.

Gonzalez could not be reached for comment at this time.

--written by Dan Shapiro