In a not-to-surprising development today, Phoenix pitcher Chan Ho Park
held a Weiner roast, preventing the Washington Sea Dogs from scoring
for almost 6 innings, while striking out 5 players with his
flaming-throwing arm. "The only control problem I have is trying to
keep myself from slugging Weiner.", Park said through an interpreter.
Park was apparently incensed at the pre-season slamming of his
abilities performed by Sea Dogs GM in the media.
In a related story, Jeff Nelson appears to be in danger of losing his
job as the Gila Monster's closer, after blowing a one-run lead to the
Sea Dogs in the second game of the double-header. Phoenix is
apparently looking for a new, young closer prospect.
