PVBL: Deadwood Outlaws
Clemens Held Hostage!

August 23, 1998

(Deadwood, SD.)---In a strange scene, a squad of para-military types, each with automatic weapons, stormed Hitchcock Stadium and forced Deadwood SP Roger Clemens to pitch both ends of a double header at gun point. The goons, and others like them, were reportedly sent to every game in the league under orders from acting Commish, Randy Reese. More updates when available...

FREE ROGER CLEMENS!!!!

--written by Philip Scott Raisor