Springfield(AP)--Hi this is Kent Brockman reporting from George Burns
Memorial stadium, where Coach flanders just might of staved off his
firing with two wins today. It has been rummored that Burns has been
sharpening his ax for Flanders. The Atoms were in the mix of a six game
losing streak and have fallen out of first place behind those fury
mammals-the Groundhogs! It has also been rummored that Burns and
Flanders have arguing over whether to trade Justin Thompson for more
hitting or to stand pat. Burns wants some hitting help in the worst way,
while Flanders still thinks that this team can hit.
It is this reporters opinon that the atoms need to give up some
relief pitching for some hitting! They also need to unload Sandy Alomar
JR who is now sitting on the bench. Some plausible trades could include
giving up Mike Stanton or Randy Meyers. This reporter feels its time to
give the ball to Consendine and let chips fall where thay may...
