PVBL: Anchorage Abominations
Bearcats Hibernate, Move To Alaska

August 22, 1998

Anchorage (AP) - The floundering Cincinnati Bearcats franchise was given a breath of fresh air. Fresh, cold air. In an unprecedented move, the Bearcats were sold to new owner Nick Tulach and he promptly decided that the best location for the team would be in the middle of the coldest state in the union, Alaska. Stated new owner Tulach in a recent press conference: "I always believe that adversity brings out the best in players. I think we can use this cold weather as an advantage. Our team has had one of the worst home records. We aren't playin' wussy ball no more." As if playing in Alaska isn't bad enough, the Abominations (their new nickname) play in an open air, brand new stadium, Exxon Field. "Its a beatiful ballpark, heated seating for all the fans, whether it is bleachers or box seating. Well, everyone except the road team..." said Tulach.

On the field, the Abominations have been holding their ground, despite a slew of injuries to their pitching staff. Starters Wengert and Lira have both gone on the DL as well as relief pitcher Terry Werden. "We hope that the guys we call up from AAA will be able to fill these guys shoes, but its looking pretty gloomy" said pitcher Billy Wagner.


Trading Post

- Anchorage pulled off a deal with division leading Vero Beach that sent 3b Phil Nevin from the chilly temperatures of Alaska to the beautiful beaches of Vero Beach. The 'Boms received young pitcher Mike Bottenfield and the Bums first round pick in the amateur draft.

- Rumors have been surfacing that the 'Boms are shopping both 1B Eric Karros and P Billy Wagner around the league looking for draft picks as well as left-handed power hitting.

--written by Nick Tulach